koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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3rd grade
  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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lindsaylohoean:

me when someone sees me opening a pack of gum in public

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(via stability)

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i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

(Source: yadoking-moved, via distraction)

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korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

(via asian)

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talks:

sometimes i think im too obsessed with my own blog

(via lmaopost)

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via acomas)

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via subexistence)

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brookeeverdeen:

"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

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you know which girl i’m talking about 

(via stability)

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